10 Best Topless Clubs in New Orleans, LA
Updated 2026 · Ranked by LapMap Score
Looking for the best topless strip clubs in New Orleans, LA? We've ranked the top 10 venues by LapMap Score, which combines Google reviews and community ratings into a single confidence-weighted score. Visions leads the list with a score of 4.4 out of 5.
Ranked #1 with a LapMap Score of 4.4/5, alcohol and non-smoking.
Ranked #2 with a LapMap Score of 4.2/5, alcohol and bottle service.
Ranked #3 with a LapMap Score of 4.1/5, alcohol and bottle service.
Ranked #5 with a LapMap Score of 3.7/5, alcohol and bottle service.
Ranked #6 with a LapMap Score of 3.6/5, alcohol and bottle service.
Ranked #7 with a LapMap Score of 3.6/5, alcohol and bottle service.
Ranked #8 with a LapMap Score of 3.6/5, alcohol and non-smoking.
Ranked #9 with a LapMap Score of 3.4/5, alcohol and bottle service.
Ranked #10 with a LapMap Score of 3.3/5, alcohol and bottle service.
How We Rank
LapMap Scores combine ratings from multiple sources — including Google reviews and community ratings — into a single confidence-weighted score on a 1–5 scale. Venues with more reviews from multiple sources receive higher confidence weighting, ensuring the rankings reflect both quality and reliability of the data.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the best topless strip club in New Orleans?
Visions is the highest-rated topless strip club in New Orleans, LA with a LapMap Score of 4.4 out of 5.
How many topless strip clubs are in New Orleans?
There are 10 topless strip clubs in New Orleans, LA out of 12 total strip clubs.